![]() Just know that your simultaneous blowjob will be simultaneously striking a blow against bigotry and narrow-mindedness while making our hearts flush with the dizzying configurations of love in 2014. With their permission, you can capture the adventure in whatever artform you think best fits: documentary, short story, watercolor, seminar, haiku. The increasingly visible polyamorous community is positioning themselves to be the next sexual civil rights movement, and you'd be right there on the forefront. You four could demonstrate the honesty and communication that are tenets of committed multi-person relationships. Imagine sitting down with Double Dick Dude and his partners to discuss your emotional and physical boundaries. Plus, if you also framed the fling as an embrace of polyamory, it would literally be a two-for. But instead of being a sidelined instigator, now you could put your mouth where your morals are. Sure, boning Double Dick Dude would just be drilling home the point you made with Interior. ![]() I wish I was gay." Then you proved it, pretending to own a five-foot statue of a penis in This Is the End and laughing through the 26 - yes, 26 - gay jokes at your expense during your Comedy Central roast, even when Jonah Hill described you as our generation's Johnny Depp, "if Johnny Depp was a worse actor who blew guys." This spring, you insisted to the Daily Beast, "I don't even care if people think I'm gay. You're already comfortable, standing in the center of the sweat with a camera, calling the tender man-on-man makeouts "beautiful and attractive."Īnd just as Double Dick Dude was heroically casual about having a boyfriend, you're one of the rare actors brave enough to shrug off questions about your sexuality. hinges on getting our culture as comfortable with on-screen gay sex as we are with the big-titted dry-humping on Cinemax. "Every toilet paper commercial has a man and a woman living in a house together," you said, and that's how 95 percent of our romantic films wind up, too. when you convinced a straight, married actor named Val Lauren to re-create the lost X-rated footage of Al Pacino's Cruisin' by participating in a gay orgy.Īs you told Lauren, we've been indoctrinated by a heteronormative Hollywood. In fact, you argued it yourself in your recent film Interior. Yet there's a bigger argument for experiencing Double Dick Dude's combined thirteen inches of glory. But you've got the time-management skills to squeeze in an hour of bewildering, memorable pleasure. But here's what we know about him so far: he's sex-positive, brave, bisexual, and in a committed relationship with a man and a woman who've given him permission to cheat - but only with you.ĭeducing from his aw-shucks revelations, Double Dick Dude is handsome enough to have racked up a decent number of sexual partners, and he has the charisma to turn straight men bi-curious, something I bet you've witnessed firsthand at an open-bar party at Sundance. This magical male unicorn (er, two-nicorn?) is anonymous, which I estimate will last about another week. Let's get through the superficial reasons first. To hear him respond to the critics who say he's exaggerated his wild escapades, listen to Hack tomorrow.By now, your buddies have forwarded you the Reddit Ask Me Anything where a 24-year-old man with Diphallia - aka two penises - says he wants to give you a facial. They do everything in unisonīoth of DDD's penises ejaculate at the same time, and it's the same for peeing. Based on his experience, he says girls get weirded out but guys are way more into it - even supposedly straight guys. Girls tend to get freaked out more often" - DDD is bisexual and that has opened him up to even more crazy situations. "Guys are generally more interested and more willing to mess around. "I was putting them wherever I could put them" - it's true, DDD really hasn't squandered the opportunities that come with a second knob. Since high school, he's been sharing his gift around Unfortunately, that just kicked off the gay rumours. His best friend demanded to see for himself, and then became the ultimate loyal friend by telling the bullies that DDD definitely only had one dick. The lucky girl seemed pretty fine with it, but it only took a few day before the rumours began to spread around his high school about his duo. Up until DDD lost his virginity at 16, no one at school had seen his unusual situation down there. It made the rumours 1000x worse in school ![]() For DDD, it's hard to tell which one is the original and which one is the duplicate. Most people who have diphallia (as having two dicks is medically known) only have one functioning penis, and it often comes with other health complications. We find out what it's like to have two fully-functioning penises from the 25-year-old American known as Diphallic Dude, or Double Dick Dude. ![]()
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